Here comes the Big Black Mariah.

You’re In For A Surprise: The Dating Site Murderer

runt-of-the-web:

Redditor spawn02000 made the mistake of posting his own picture to lament his inability to get a date online. Given the glassy stare in his eyes and the ax-murderer beard, there was no choice but to turn his predicament into a hilarious meme. And so the Dating Site Murderer was born:

Dating Site Murderer Will Burn You A Mixtape
Dating Site Murderer Will Eat Your Skin
They Will Never Find Your Body
Dating Site Murderer Will Break You
Dating Site Murderer Will Remove Your Heart
Don't Lend DSM Your Princess Of The Bridge DVD
Dating Site Murderer Will Eat Your Baby
DSM Hates Your Ex-Boyfriend
DSM Wants To Show You Funny YouTube Videos
DSM Wants To Do His Taxes
You Won't Escape Dating Site Murderer
DSM Will Show You A Murder

(Source: runt-of-the-web)

2 June 2011 reblog: runt-of-the-web